Maddie and Sophia are sexy.. and we know it

May 09
May 09

Things I’ve Realized Today:

nickj-is-off-the-chain:

  • I have no life.
  • No one is ever going to hire me.
  • I eat too much.

Yay.

May 09
  • girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
  • their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
  • our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
May 09
laugh-addict:

You will laugh here! 
May 09
May 09

My first boner →

When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.

Apr 20

itsgottabeniall-horan asked: Guess what! I love you and we're going to the Hunter Hayes concert tomorrow!!!! so pumped! P.S. I'm in geometry on Stephanie's iPod :)

when did u sned this?????????????????????? lol

and IKR

Apr 20

If I was One Directions stylist

  • me: okay boys here's your outfits for today
  • liam: but there's nothing here?
  • me:
  • zayn:
  • harry:
  • louis:
  • niall:
  • liam:
  • me:
  • niall:
  • harry:
  • louis:
  • liam:
  • zayn:
  • me: what's your point?
Apr 06
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